chantycole:

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

ahahhahahha

(via thetruthhurtsandliesheal)


But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

But I’ll say this…

dezielskates:

wouldrathermakehistory:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise

BUT CLICK ON THE PHOTO

this is one of my favorite posts now

(via thetruthhurtsandliesheal)

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

image

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(via kelseyy5sos)

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

(via thetruthhurtsandliesheal)

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

(via norman-masturbates)


"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian." 

"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian." 

"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian." 

"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian." 

"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian." 

"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian." 

"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian." 

"I want to stay in this service." 
"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian."

"I want to stay in this service."

"Well you should have thought of that before you decided to become a lesbian."

(via michaelaconlin)

  • what I say: nice shirt
  • what I mean: duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM
“Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.”
“If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre.”